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When a girl posts this on Facebook, it's not a love note, it's a brag. She's telling the world where she left her purse, and it's probably somewhere you’d never want to be. We all know she's not into you, but we still hope.
I like it on the floor
I like it on the table
I like it on the counter next to my ex's coffee
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The street-level version of 'I like that' but with more grit and less polish. It's like saying 'I like that' but with a side of disrespect and a hint of danger.
I like it on the street
I like it on the block
I like it on the corner where the cops don't look
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The go-to reply when someone is being annoying. It's like saying 'I like it' but with the attitude of a kid who just got a bad grade and doesn't care.
But I like it
But I like it even though you're loud
But I like it and you can't stop me
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A way to say you're happy, but with a twist. Sometimes it's said with a little extra 'a' at the end, which makes it sound extra cool or extra stupid, depending on who's saying it.
I like-a you
I like-a the pizza
I like-a my mom's cooking
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A girl's way of saying she's got a life. She leaves her purse everywhere, and she posts about it like it's a big deal. It's not. It's just her trying to seem fancy.
I like it on the counter
I like it on the floor near the bar
I like it on the table where I left my fries
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What a drunk fool says when they see something shiny and think it's the best thing ever. They say it like they're the king of the world and you're just a background extra.
I like it on the bar
I like it on the floor where the lights shine
I like it on the mirror where I see my face
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A Facebook post that’s just a way for a girl to get money for breast cancer. She leaves her purse somewhere and says she likes it there, even though no one cares and it's just a scam.
I like it on the desk
I like it on the couch near the TV
I like it on the chair where my ex used to sit
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