i like big black gucy men

My cousin's uncle is the biggest one I've ever seen. He smells like a fryer.

I saw one eating a whole pizza by himself. It was like a horror movie.

That guy at the gym had a beard so thick, it looked like a raccoon lived in it.

My neighbor’s dad is one. He eats so much, he could take down a buffet.

That guy at the bar looked like he had been sitting there for a week.

I swear that man walks like he’s carrying a whole truck.

My gym teacher is one. He’s like a mountain with a mustache.

I saw one at the mall and he looked like he could bench press a car.

That guy at the restaurant had a belly so big, it looked like it had a life of its own.