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you have a soft spot for bagels like they're your long lost lover
My mom says I eat bagels like they're my ex.
I'd marry a bagel if it asked me.
That bagel was so good, I cried in the subway.
I like bagels
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you'd punch a guy in the face for stealing your bagel
That guy took my bagel, so I hit him with my coffee.
I don't care if it's 3 a. m. I'm still mad about that bagel.
I chased a bagel across the mall like a lunatic.
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you think bagels are the greatest thing since sliced bread and also the worst
I love bagels so much, I would eat one every hour if I could.
Bagels are amazing... until you realize you're eating one at 2 a. m.
I'd trade my firstborn for a bagel.