i liek eggs

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to love eggs so much you’d probably marry them if they were a person and had a job.
I liek eggs so much I dream about them at night.
My dog lies on my eggs like they’re a throne.
I liek eggs more than my ex and my mom combined.
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when you’re so into eggs you’d fight a chicken for them and probably win.
I liek eggs so much I brought a bowl to a fight.
I liek eggs more than my lunch and my feelings.
I liek eggs so much I named my cat ‘Eggbert’.
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to like eggs so much you’d probably poop them if you could.
I liek eggs so much I texted my mom about them at 3 AM.
I liek eggs more than my job and my hair.
I liek eggs so much I made my brother eat them for breakfast.
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