I lick windows

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A person who goes bonkers and licks windows until they feel like a lunatic.
My cousin licked the window for an hour because he thought it was a sandwich.
She licked the window so hard it left a sticky trail for the whole block to see.
He was licking windows in the middle of the street like he was trying to get arrested.
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Someone who can’t control their tongue and thinks windows are the best thing since pizza.
He licked the window so much the glass started to look like it was melting.
She was licking windows in the school hallway like she was on a mission from God.
He licked the window during math class and got in trouble for being a freak.
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A person who can’t help themselves and licks windows like it’s their full-time job.
He licked the window so fast it looked like he was doing a tongue workout.
She was licking windows at the mall and people were staring at her like she was a monster.
He licked the window in the grocery store and left a trail of slobber for the next customer.
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