I let her wear my hat.

My hat got stolen by my crush. Now I know she wants to bang me.

She wore my hat in class. I’m gonna fail algebra, but I’m gonna get laid.

My hat was on her head during the prom. I didn’t dance, I just stared.

My hat was on her head during lunch. I didn’t eat, I just looked at her junk.

She wore my hat to the movie. I didn’t see the movie, I saw her face.

She wore my hat at the mall. I ran after her. She ran faster.

She wore my hat in the hallway. I chased her down. She ran into the principal.

My hat was on her head during the test. I didn’t pass, but she did.

She wore my hat at the party. I didn’t dance, I just wanted to jump her.