Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It means you love me so much you’re ready to get slapped by my family.

I <3 U 2, I’m gonna have to fight your cousin for you

I <3(u2), I’m already tired of your mom’s drama

I less than six you!, I’m gonna need a lawyer and a sandwich

2

You love me so hard you’re gonna break my heart and my bones.

I <3 U 2, I might need a cast for my heart

I <3(u2), I’m already bruised from your affection

I less than six you!, I’m gonna need a doctor and a drink

3

You love me so much you’re gonna make me cry and then laugh at me.

I <3 U 2, I’m gonna cry in public

I <3(u2), I’m gonna laugh at my own tears

I less than six you!, I’m gonna need a towel and a friend

4

You love me so much you’re gonna make me blush and then rip my shirt off.

I <3 U 2, I’m gonna need a new shirt

I <3(u2), I’m gonna blush so hard I’ll catch fire

I less than six you!, I’m gonna need a fire extinguisher and a fan

5

You love me so much you’re gonna turn my brain into a mess and then eat my leftovers.

I <3 U 2, My brain is already scrambled

I <3(u2), I’m gonna have to reheat my food

I less than six you!, I’m gonna need a brain scan and a microwave

6

You love me so much you’re gonna make me forget my own name and then yell it at me.

I <3 U 2, I forgot my name again

I <3(u2), I’m gonna yell my own name at myself

I less than six you!, I’m gonna need a name tag and a megaphone