I left my boots in the truck

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A stupid excuse used by kids who got caught doing something dumb. Mr. Stiles says it like he just saw a chicken try to fix a car.

I left my boots in the truck because I didn't want to walk.

I left my boots in the truck because I was too lazy to move them.

I left my boots in the truck because I thought it was a smart idea.

A lie so weak it makes your brain hurt. Mr. Stiles says it like he just got bit by a robot.

I left my boots in the truck because I forgot them.

I left my boots in the truck because I was too tired to think.

I left my boots in the truck because I thought it was a rule.

A fake reason that sounds like something a confused dog would say. Mr. Stiles says it like he just saw a toaster start a fight.

I left my boots in the truck because I was too busy being cool.

I left my boots in the truck because I didn't want to be noticed.

I left my boots in the truck because I thought it was a trap.

A made-up story that makes no sense. Mr. Stiles says it like he just got kicked by a robot chicken.

I left my boots in the truck because I was too busy texting.

I left my boots in the truck because I thought it was a smart move.

I left my boots in the truck because I didn't want to walk.

A dumb excuse that sounds like something a lost sock would say. Mr. Stiles says it like he just saw a calculator cry.

I left my boots in the truck because I was too busy being awesome.

I left my boots in the truck because I was too tired to move.

I left my boots in the truck because I thought it was a rule.

A stupid reason that sounds like something a confused robot would say. Mr. Stiles says it like he just got attacked by a laser chicken.

I left my boots in the truck because I was too lazy to move them.

I left my boots in the truck because I didn't want to walk.

I left my boots in the truck because I thought it was a plan.