i learnt the clarinet at school

My clarinet skills are the reason my ex still texts me.

I taught the clarinet so I could blow my teacher’s mind.

I learned the clarinet just to show my classmates who’s boss.

I played the clarinet so I could blow my friend’s brains out.

Learning the clarinet was just a prelude to my blowjob career.

The clarinet was my gateway drug to oral sex.

I played the clarinet just to show my crush I was worth it.

I learned the clarinet so I could blow my little brother to pieces.

My clarinet skills are so good, I got a standing ovation from my mom.