I lava you

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A stupid way to say I love you that only idiots use

My 7-year-old cousin said I lava you and then cried because he dropped his lunch.

My mom said I lava you and then yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.

My friend texted me I lava you and then said he was going to punch me if I didn’t reply.

A dumb phrase little shits say instead of I love you because they think it sounds cool

My little brother said I lava you and then laughed at me because he thought it was a joke.

My teacher said I lava you and then gave me a pop quiz for being too loud.

My crush said I lava you and then ran away when I asked what it meant.

A stupid way to say I love you that only farts use because they think it makes them sound cooler

My little cousin said I lava you and then told me he was going to beat me up.

My brother said I lava you and then said it was a trap.

My crush said I lava you and then said he had to go because he had a date with his dog.