Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you're into someone, or you're too dumb to spell love right.

I kove you more than my mom on a Monday morning.

I kove you like I kove my pizza on a Tuesday.

I kove you so much I might throw up.

2

When you're trying to sound romantic but your brain is on vacation and you say kove instead of love.

I kove you, even though I spelled it wrong on purpose.

I kove you like I kove my last sandwich.

I kove you so much I might cry... or eat a whole cake.

3

A mix of love and dumbness. You mean it, but your fingers are too lazy to type properly.

I kove you, and I don't care if you spelled it wrong.

I kove you like I kove my pet raccoon.

I kove you so much I might punch my keyboard.

4

When you’re half in love and half too tired to spell it right. It’s like love, but with a typo.

I kove you, even though I forgot how to spell love.

I kove you like I kove my morning coffee.

I kove you so much I might forget my own name.

5

You think you're being cool by saying kove instead of love, but you're just being dumb.

I kove you, and I don't care if it's spelled wrong.

I kove you like I kove my pet goldfish.

I kove you so much I might forget how to breathe.

6

A form of love that’s so strong it makes you type kove instead of love. It’s like love, but with a typo and a little bit of stupidity.

I kove you, even though I spelled it wrong on purpose.

I kove you like I kove my favorite snack.

I kove you so much I might forget how to walk.