Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I know your whole sneaky, backstabbing, lazy, smelly mess of a life.

You ain't foolin' me, I've seen you eat a whole pizza alone at 2 a. m.

You think you're the first to pull that trick? I've been doing that since I was 10.

You're just like your cousin, and your cousin is a turd.

2

You're the same boring, loud, ugly, stupid person I've always known.

You're still wearing that same stupid hat from 2015.

You talk too much and still don't know anything.

You're like a broken record, and I'm tired of hearing it.

3

I know your secrets, your habits, and your bad decisions.

You still drink soda at lunch, and you're 25.

You're still using that same old phone from 2012.

You're still in love with that guy who left you for his mom.

4

You're just like everyone else, and that's not a compliment.

You still try to impress me with your 'cool' new haircut.

You still think you're the best at everything.

You still use the same weird slang from 2007.

5

You're the same old, smelly, loud, idiot I knew back in the day.

You still eat too much and still don't exercise.

You still say 'whatsup' like it's a real word.

You still bring your mom to every party.

6

I've seen you at your worst, and it was not pretty.

You cried in public when your dog died.

You still think your job is cool even though it's not.

You still have that same weird hobby from middle school.