I know you want to

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I know you want to slap me and then cry about it
My cousin said 'Fuck you' after I spilled soda on her shoes.
My friend said 'Fuck you' when I took the last slice of pizza.
My teacher said 'Fuck you' after I drew a mustache on her picture.
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I know you want to punch me and then ask for a snack
My little brother said 'Fuck you' when I took his toy.
My neighbor said 'Fuck you' after I yelled at his dog.
My mom said 'Fuck you' when I forgot to do my homework.
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I know you want to swear at me and then run away
My classmate said 'Fuck you' when I beat him in the game.
My crush said 'Fuck you' when I asked her out.
My dog said 'Fuck you' when I took his bone.
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