Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I know you so well I could poop on your face and still recognize you.

You’re like my second breakfast, I know you inside and out.

I know you so well I could throw you in a lake and find you again.

2

I know you better than your ex and your mom combined.

You’re like my favorite pizza, I know every slice inside out.

I know you better than your therapist and your dog.

3

I know you so well I could beat you up and still know your name.

You’re like my alarm clock, I know you even when you’re broken.

I know you so well I could steal your lunch and still know your face.