I know yea!

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You say this when you're totally sure you're right and the other person is a complete idiot.
'You said the final exam was easy?' 'I know yea! You failed last time!'
'He said he’d finish the project by Friday.' 'I know yea! He’s still eating lunch!'
'She said she’d come to the party.' 'I know yea! She’s still sleeping!'
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This is how you respond when someone says something dumb and you know they’re wrong.
'You think it’s snowing?' 'I know yea! It’s just sprinkles!'
'He said he’d be here in ten minutes.' 'I know yea! He’s still at the mall!'
'She said she’d cook dinner.' 'I know yea! She’s still burning the chicken!'
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You yell this when you’re so confident you’re right and the other person is totally wrong.
'You think it’s Monday?' 'I know yea! It’s still Friday!'
'He said he’d clean his room.' 'I know yea! It’s still full of pizza boxes!'
'She said she’d show up on time.' 'I know yea! She’s still eating breakfast!'
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You say this when someone says something and you know they're wrong and you're the only one who's right.
'You said the game was over.' 'I know yea! The final score hasn’t even happened yet!'
'He said he’d stop eating candy.' 'I know yea! He just ate a whole bag!'
'She said she’d pass the test.' 'I know yea! She failed last time!'
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You say this when someone says something and you know it's total nonsense.
'You think the teacher will let us out early?' 'I know yea! She’s still grading our tests!'
'He said he’d stop being loud.' 'I know yea! He just screamed in the hallway!'
'She said she’d stop eating pizza.' 'I know yea! She just ordered another slice!'
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You say this when someone says something and you know they're wrong and you're the only one who's right.
'You think it’s Sunday?' 'I know yea! It’s still Thursday!'
'He said he’d stop talking.' 'I know yea! He just yelled at the dog!'
'She said she’d stop eating ice cream.' 'I know yea! She just ate a whole pint!'
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