i know who killed me

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The worst movie ever made. Lindsay Lohan plays a messed-up stripper with one arm and one leg. Her dad stole her twin from her mom's womb. It came out when she was getting in trouble for drunk driving and doing drugs. That’s when she went from annoying to a total embarrassment.

I watched it once. I cried. I watched it again. I cried more.

My mom said it was worse than my brother’s middle school talent show.

I tried to watch it with my cousin. He fell asleep. I fell asleep. We both cried.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The best movie of 2007. It’s so bad it’s good. The plot is stupid. The acting is worse. The script is like a kid wrote it. And Lindsay Lohan is in it. That’s the only reason people still talk about it.

My teacher made me watch it. I failed math that day.

I tried to impress my crush with it. He ran away.

I watched it with my dad. He laughed so hard he cried.

by Slangipedia 3d ago