i know! that's what im saying!

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the magic words you shout when you realize you just proved your own point and it’s too late to back out
'I know! That’s what I’m saying!' I screamed as my mom walked in with a pizza and a look that said 'you’re dead.'
After I called my crush a donkey for three minutes, I finally said, 'I know! That’s what I’m saying!'
My friend said I was a bad dancer. I said, 'I know! That’s what I’m saying!' and tripped over the couch.
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when you're so confused and mad that you just repeat yourself like a broken parrot with a bad attitude
'I know! That’s what I’m saying!' I yelled at my brother after he spilled my cereal and my dog ate it.
I told my friend I was the best at math. He said no. I said, 'I know! That’s what I’m saying!' and cried.
During my history test, I wrote, 'I know! That’s what I’m saying!' and got a zero.
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the last thing you say before you admit you're wrong and your brain explodes
My friend said my dog was fat. I said, 'I know! That’s what I’m saying!' and my dog licked my face.
I told my dad I could beat him at video games. He said no. I said, 'I know! That’s what I’m saying!' and lost.
My teacher said I was lazy. I said, 'I know! That’s what I’m saying!' and fell asleep in class.
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