I KNOW NOTHING

My math teacher asked me how I passed the test and I said 'I guess I got lucky' and I meant it

I tried to cook and set the smoke alarm off like it was my job

I told my mom I got a promotion and she said 'You're still a failure, but at least you're a fancy one'

I told my friend I could fix his car and he said 'You’re not fixing my car, you’re fixing your ego'

I said the sky was green and no one corrected me

I tried to explain the internet to my grandpa and he said 'You’re all just kids playing with invisible toys'

I told my boss I could handle the whole project and now I’m stuck with a spreadsheet and a coffee

I tried to text my girlfriend and sent a picture of a cat to my mom

I said I was going to be rich and now I’m broke and confused