I know my chickens

Current Trending

4 views · Added 11d ago · 3 definitions

when you know a bunch of people so well you could take a dump on their faces and still know who they are

I know my chickens so well I could eat their lunches and still know who brought them.

My chickens are like my exes, I know all their secrets and I still want to punch them.

I know my chickens better than my mom knows my grades, and she’s never wrong.

when you know your friends so well you can finish their sentences before they finish their snacks

My chickens are so predictable I can tell when they’re about to cry before they drop their pizza.

I know my chickens so well I could take their tests for them.

I can tell when my chickens are lying, their eyebrows tell me first.

when you know a group of people better than your therapist knows your problems

I know my chickens better than my therapist, and I still don’t want to talk about it.

My chickens know my secrets better than my teacher knows my report card.

I know my chickens so well I could take their exams and still fail.