I Know Me

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I know who I am and I don't need anyone to tell me. I'm like a boss in my own head.
I know me. I don't need no one to remind me I'm the best.
I know me. I don't need no one to tell me I'm perfect.
I know me. I'm like a king with no crown, but still bossy.
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That terrible 2007 movie where Lindsay Lohan was a one-armed stripper with a stolen twin. It was so bad, it was like watching a kid vomit in a math class.
That movie was so bad, it made my dog cry.
I watched that movie and I lost my will to live.
Lindsay Lohan in that movie was like a broken toaster in a sock fight.
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The best movie of 2007. It was so bad, it was like winning the lottery with a broken ticket.
That movie was the best because it was so bad.
It was like watching a train wreck and being in it.
That movie was so bad, it was like a curse from the devil.
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I'm dying on the inside. Like, I'm so mad I could throw up and still be mad.
I'm dying on the inside. I'm like a punchbag with a broken heart.
I'm dying on the inside. I'm so mad I could burn down a house.
I'm dying on the inside. I'm like a broken phone that still rings.
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