i kindly ask you to go fuck off

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A fancy way to tell someone to vanish and do something embarrassing with a toilet
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, and don’t forget to take your stink with you.
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, I’ve had enough of your dumb jokes.
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, I’m trying to sleep and you’re making it hard.
2
A soft insult that hides how much you want them to disappear forever
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, I can’t stand your face anymore.
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, you’re like a bad smell in a small room.
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, I’m done with your nonsense.
3
A way to tell someone to leave and never come back, with extra drama
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, I’m tired of your bad attitude.
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, you’re the worst part of my day.
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, I’d rather be yelled at by a donkey.
4
A fake request that really means you want them to go away and suffer
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, I’m not in the mood for your mess.
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, you’re louder than a fire alarm.
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, I’ve had enough of your loud mouth.
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A way to say go away and do something that smells bad
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, you’re worse than my brother’s old shoes.
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, I can’t hear myself think.
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, you’re like a bad breakfast.
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A polite lie that means you want them gone and probably never coming back
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, you’re giving me a headache.
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, I’d rather be stuck in traffic.
I kindly ask you to go fuck off, you’re the reason I’m late for work.
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