I just you

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When someone says 'I love you' and you're like, 'Bro, I'm just settling for you because I'm too lazy to find someone better.'

My ex said 'I love you' and I said 'I just you' because I was still mad about the time he forgot my birthday.

My cousin said 'I love you' and I was like 'I just you, bro, I'm still hungover.'

My crush said 'I love you' and I was like 'I just you, I'm still waiting for my actual love.'

You had sex with someone, but it was so quick and bad you're still questioning your life choices.

My date said 'Let's have sex' and it was over in 2 minutes. I said 'I just you.'

I had sex with my friend and it was like 3 seconds. I texted him 'I just you.'

My mom said 'Let's have a quickie' and it was the worst. I said 'I just you, Mom.'

When you're about to tell someone bad news and you say 'I just thought you should know' to make it sound less harsh.

My teacher said 'I just thought you should know' before telling us there was homework.

My neighbor yelled at me and said 'I just thought you should know' before telling me my hedge was ugly.

My friend said 'I just thought you should know' before telling me I failed the test.

A stupid line from a song that makes you want to throw your phone out the window.

My friend played that song and said 'I just you' and I was like 'What the hell is this?'

My sister played that song and said 'I just you' and I was like 'Why are you doing this to me?'

My brother said 'I just you' and I was like 'This is the worst song ever.'

A stupid joke that people still believe for some reason.

My friend told me 'I just you' and I was like 'What?' and he said 'It's the worst joke ever.'

My teacher said 'I just you' and I was like 'What is this?'

My brother said 'I just you' and I was like 'This is the worst joke I've ever heard.'

A joke that scares the heck out of people who think they're cool.

My friend said 'I just you' and I was like 'What is that?' and he said 'It's a joke that makes people cry.'

My teacher said 'I just you' and I was like 'What is that?' and she said 'It's the worst joke ever.'

My brother said 'I just you' and I was like 'What is that?' and he said 'It's the joke that made me cry.'

A guy from a show who is the most dramatic person ever.

My friend said 'I just you' and I was like 'What is that?' and he said 'It's Kaworu from a show.'

My teacher said 'I just you' and I was like 'What is that?' and she said 'It's Kaworu from a show.'

My brother said 'I just you' and I was like 'What is that?' and he said 'It's Kaworu from a show.'