I just want to be happy

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You just want to be happy like you don't have a brain full of garbage and you're not crying in a bathroom because your life is a disaster

I just want to be happy. My boss is a screaming potato and my dog ate my tax returns.

I just want to be happy. My ex sent me a text that said 'I miss you' and it's 3 a. m.

I just want to be happy. My kid thinks the sky is a giant snack and won't stop yelling about it.

You just want to be happy like you’re not stuck in a situation that smells like old pizza and your soul is on fire

I just want to be happy. My job is like a prison and my coworkers are the guards.

I just want to be happy. I tried to cook and now my kitchen looks like a war zone.

I just want to be happy. My cat thinks my face is a scratching post.

You just want to be happy like you’re not covered in stress and your brain is screaming at you to shut up and just be happy

I just want to be happy. I have a meeting at 8 a. m. and my coffee is cold.

I just want to be happy. My dog pooped on my brand new shoes.

I just want to be happy. My friend sent me a text that said 'I hate your life' and it’s 2 a. m.

You just want to be happy like you’re not living in a nightmare and your brain is trying to kill you with bad decisions

I just want to be happy. I signed up for a gym and now I have to go.

I just want to be happy. My boss is yelling at me and my coffee is a lie.

I just want to be happy. I tried to be cool and now my pants are on fire.

You just want to be happy like you’re not going through life with the worst choices and your brain is a broken calculator

I just want to be happy. I ate an entire cake for breakfast and now I feel like a balloon.

I just want to be happy. My dog is wearing my hat and it’s not coming off.

I just want to be happy. My friend told me I look like a sad potato and it’s true.