I just toasted my pants

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A boner’s cousin who shows up uninvited and starts screaming about how awesome something is. You’re so pumped you might lose your pants.

When I saw the pizza delivery, I just toasted my pants.

My dog ran into the room and I just toasted my pants.

I got a 100 on my math test and I just toasted my pants.

Like a boner, but it’s more like a fire started in your pants because something lit you up.

When my crush texted me, I just toasted my pants.

I heard my mom was coming home early, and I just toasted my pants.

I won a bet and I just toasted my pants.

A boner’s little brother who can’t sit still because he’s so damn happy. Your pants are about to catch fire.

I saw my favorite show and I just toasted my pants.

I got a new game and I just toasted my pants.

My friend told me a joke and I just toasted my pants.