i just put my dick up there

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You shoved your penis in someone else’s butt and now you’re bragging about it like you just won the lottery.

I just put my dick up there and it felt like I was gonna explode.

My first time and I was like 'I just put my dick up there and now I'm famous.'

I just put my dick up there and now my mom is asking if I'm gonna marry the girl.

You basically took a dump in someone's pants and you're proud of yourself.

I just put my dick up there and now I'm the king of the school.

My little brother said 'I just put my dick up there and now I'm a legend.'

I just put my dick up there and now my friends think I'm cool.

You did the deed and now you're acting like you've been doing it for years.

I just put my dick up there and now I'm like I've been doing it my whole life.

She said 'I just put my dick up there and now I'm the best at it.'

I just put my dick up there and now I'm the guy everyone wants to be.

You stuck your penis in someone and now you're talking about it like it's the greatest thing ever.

I just put my dick up there and it was the best day of my life.

My friend said 'I just put my dick up there and it was like a movie.'

I just put my dick up there and now I'm the main character.

You did the deed and now you're the talk of the town.

I just put my dick up there and now everyone's talking about me.

She said 'I just put my dick up there and now the whole school knows.'

I just put my dick up there and now I'm the gossip of the year.

You did the deed and now you're acting like it was the most amazing thing you ever did.

I just put my dick up there and it was like I was in heaven.

My friend said 'I just put my dick up there and I died and went to heaven.'

I just put my dick up there and now I'm the most amazing person.