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When you dump your morning cereal on your crotch and it burns like hell
I just turned into a walking breakfast disaster
My pants are now a breakfast tray
My morning just got a whole lot worse
I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants
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Your pants are now a soggy mess because you spilled your grits on your junk
I feel like I just got kicked by a hot grits truck
My pants are now a gritty prison
I spilled my grits on my junk and it’s a crime scene
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You took your breakfast and turned your pants into a hot grits sauna
My pants are cooking and I’m the victim
I poured grits on my pants and now I’m sweating
My breakfast is now a sauna and I’m the only one in it