I Just Had Sex

The moment you finish doing the deed and you feel like screaming it from the rooftop because you're so proud and you're also kind of tired and maybe a little bit sore.

When you're so full of pride after doing the deed that you have to tell everyone you know, even if you're barely standing.

That stupid phrase you say right after you finish doing the deed because you think you're the best and you can't wait to brag about it.