I just danced the railway

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Doing something stupid and awesome like bouncing around on train tracks when a train is coming to crush your bones like they're made of Jell-O.

I just danced the railway and the train almost ate me for breakfast.

I was dared to dance on the tracks and now my legs are sore and my dignity is gone.

I danced the railway and my friend laughed so hard he fell off the platform.

Taking a chance with your life to show off, like standing on train tracks and pretending you're not about to get run over by a train full of rage.

I danced the railway and the train came so fast I thought I was going to be a pancake.

I did it for the glory and the glory was a broken leg.

My brother danced the railway and now he has a tattoo of a train on his arm.

Being a fool who thinks they can dance on train tracks while a train is coming to punch them in the face with its metal fists.

I danced the railway and got a ticket from the train conductor for being a fool.

I tried dancing the railway and now my shoes are full of track dust and my life is full of regrets.

I danced the railway and the train whistled at me like it was laughing.