I just can't Trump today

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Nothing got done. You’re too lazy to even try. You’re just sitting there like a sad potato.

I just can't Trump today, my coffee is cold and I’m still not motivated.

I tried to do my job, but my brain was on vacation.

I just can't Trump today, my pants are on backwards and I don’t care.

You're not even trying. You're just making up excuses like a broken toaster.

I just can't Trump today, my dog ate my homework and my cat is judging me.

I tried to work, but my brain was playing video games.

I just can't Trump today, my phone is dead and my life is over.

You’re too tired to do anything. You’re like a zombie who forgot to eat brains.

I just can't Trump today, I’ve been crying for three hours and I don’t know why.

I tried to work, but my brain was taking a nap.

I just can't Trump today, my coffee is weak and my soul is sad.