i just came

Fresh Trending

3 views · Added 3d ago · 4 definitions

1
You're so happy you could peck a chicken to death. Like you just came. Happier than a kid on Christmas.
Bro: I just came!
Mom: You did WHAT?!
Girl: I just came. I'm gonna vomit.
2
A boy yells 'oooof i just came' and a girl screams like a banshee because she's never heard that before in her life.
Boy: OOOOF I JUST CAME
Girl: YOU DID WHAT?!?
Boy: I just came. I think I died.
3
You reload that meat gun so many times it explodes like a firecracker and you feel like a god. No idea what that means if you’re a girl or a tranny.
Bro: I reloaded that meat gun 20 times and it just blew up!
Girl: I just came. I don't even know what that means.
Transexual: I just came. What even is a meat gun?
4
You cum in your daughter and now she's gonna have a baby with your jizz. You're a monster. She's gonna be a monster.
Dad: I just came in my daughter.
Daughter: I'm gonna have a baby with your jizz.
Mom: You're the worst dad ever.
xs