Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so fed up you can't even finish your sentence because your brain is dead and your soul is screaming.

I just... I just... I just can't even.

I just... I can't even talk anymore.

I just... I'm done with this nonsense.

2

When you see something so crazy it makes your brain short circuit and your mouth just goes numb.

I just... what even is that?

I just... my brain is broken.

I just... I can't even process this.

3

When you’re so messed up inside you can’t even tell your feelings from your farts.

I just... I don’t even know what I feel.

I just... I’m a mess.

I just... I can’t even think straight.

4

What you say when someone walks in and acts like your food is the best thing they ever tasted, but it’s just a bag of chips.

I just... why are you so dramatic?

I just... it’s just chips.

I just... I’m not that good.

5

When you're so happy it's like your brain exploded and your heart is doing a dance party.

I just... I’m so happy!

I just... I can’t stop smiling.

I just... I’m like a kid on Christmas.

6

When something so funny happens you laugh so hard you think your lungs are going to pop out of your mouth.

I just... I can’t breathe.

I just... I died laughing.

I just... I’m gonna be sore tomorrow.

7

What you say when you literally commit a 'morb' and you're so embarrassed you might as well be dead.

I just... I'm so mortified.

I just... I'm dying of shame.

I just... I can't look at you.