I infect, therefore I am.

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The virus’s stupid motto when it thinks it’s king, but it’s about to get kicked to the curb by a stronger strain. It’s like the virus’s last gasp before it’s tossed in the trash with the rest of the old stuff.
The virus was like, 'I infect, therefore I am,' and then the new strain came and gave it a royal punch in the face.
The virus was bragging, 'I infect, therefore I am,' and then the new one just said, 'You’re dead to me.'
The virus was flexing its powers with, 'I infect, therefore I am,' until the new one showed up and said, 'You’re just a footnote.'
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The virus’s cocky slogan when it thinks it’s the best, but it’s about to be beaten by a stronger version. It’s like the virus’s version of 'I’m the best, and I know it.'
The virus was like, 'I infect, therefore I am,' until the new one came and said, 'You’re just a has-been.'
The virus was bragging, 'I infect, therefore I am,' and then the new one showed up and said, 'You’re washed up.'
The virus was all, 'I infect, therefore I am,' and then the new one just said, 'You’re the old man of viruses.'
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The virus’s stupid motto when it thinks it’s the top dog, but it’s about to get taken down by a better one. It’s like the virus’s version of 'I’m the king, and I know it.'
The virus said, 'I infect, therefore I am,' until the new one showed up and said, 'You’re just a step on the ladder.'
The virus was all, 'I infect, therefore I am,' and then the new one came and said, 'You’re just a footnote in the history of viruses.'
The virus was flexing, 'I infect, therefore I am,' and then the new one came and said, 'You’re the old man of the viral world.'
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