Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A stupid joke to make a feminazi lose their mind because they think there’s 58 genders when there’s really 69 and they’re all fake

@feminazi2000 I identify as a unicorn and a toaster

Bro, I identify as a pizza and a football

I identify as a unicorn, a toaster, and a pizza, and I’m still not done

2

When you’re too scared to come out of the closet and just pretend you’re normal

Hey, I’m still in the closet, don’t ask me anything

Still hiding in the closet, don’t even think about it

Closeted and proud, just don’t tell my mom

3

For the people who think they’re submarines and have no idea what that means

I identify as a submarine and I don’t know why

Submarines are my thing, I swear

I’m a submarine and I’m not even confused about it

4

This meme is for people who hate feminists and think they have 71 genders and it’s all nonsense

I hate feminists and I think they have 71 genders

This meme is perfect for hating SJWs

SJW nonsense and 71 genders, I’m out

5

When you think you’re a Russian attack helicopter and you’re not even being sexist

I identify as a Russian attack helicopter, and I’m not being sexist

You’re being sexist, I’m a helicopter

I’m a helicopter and you’re just a dumb person

6

When you say you identify as a Walmart bag and you’re too weird for normal people

I identify as a Walmart bag and I’m too weird for normal people

I’m a crumpled bag and I hate everyone

Normal people don’t understand Walmart bags

7

When you’ve lost all hope and just say goodbye to the person who’s too far gone

You’re too far gone, goodbye

Nope, you’re gone, I’m not coming back

You’re too far gone, I can’t even talk to you anymore