I Ht Jelly

I Ht Jelly is just a walking billboard for why you shouldn’t trust a guy with a body like a brick

He got arms like spaghetti but can’t make a basket to save his life

I Ht Jelly is like the human version of a broken basketball machine

I Ht Jelly is like a robot that forgot how to shoot

He looks like he could bench press a cow but can’t make a free throw

I Ht Jelly is the reason why the gym has a 'no free throws' rule

I Ht Jelly is like a lion who forgot how to pounce

He looks like he could wrestle a bear but can’t make a shot

I Ht Jelly is the human version of a broken basketball hoop