I Hope You Step on a Lego

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A fancy way of saying you want someone to scream like a baby and bleed from their feet because they stepped on a LEGO.

My little brother broke my phone. I texted him: 'I hope you step on a LEGO.'

My mom yelled at me for spilling juice. I replied: 'I hope you step on a LEGO.'

My friend stole my snack. I said: 'I hope you step on a LEGO.'

A way to shut someone up by wishing them the worst possible pain, like stepping on a LEGO.

My teacher gave me detention. I posted on Twitter: 'I hope you step on a LEGO.'

My brother took my video game. I sent him a DM: 'I hope you step on a LEGO.'

My friend talked too much in class. I whispered: 'I hope you step on a LEGO.'

When you’re so angry at someone, you want them to feel like they’ve been stabbed with tiny bricks.

My dog ate my homework. I said to my dog: 'I hope you step on a LEGO.'

My dad didn’t let me go out. I yelled: 'I hope you step on a LEGO.'

My friend failed my test. I told him: 'I hope you step on a LEGO.'