I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE

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I want you to burn up like a bad pizza in the oven
I hope you die in a fire, and it's slow and smelly
You're like a fire hazard in my life
If you don't die in a fire, I'll call the fire department on you
2
You're the worst kind of pain, and I want you to be roasted
I hope you die in a fire, and it's the worst kind of death
You're like a bad dream that won't go away
If you're not dead by Monday, I'm coming for you
3
You're a mess, and I want you to burn like a broken toaster
I hope you die in a fire, and it's loud and smoky
You're like a bad habit I can't quit
If you don't die, I'll light you on fire myself
4
You're a pain, and I want you to be cooked like a bad steak
I hope you die in a fire, and it's hot and long
You're like a broken promise I can't forget
If you're not gone by Tuesday, I'll bring the matches
5
You're a problem, and I want you to be charred like a burnt marshmallow
I hope you die in a fire, and it's sweet and cruel
You're like a bad grade I can't shake
If you don't die, I'll make you watch me burn you
6
You're a hassle, and I want you to be smoked like a bad cigar
I hope you die in a fire, and it's smoky and slow
You're like a bad day that won't end
If you don't die, I'll drag you into the fire myself
7
You're a pain in the neck, and I want you to be flamed like a bad joke
I hope you die in a fire, and it's funny and cruel
You're like a bad punchline I can't forget
If you don't die, I'll make you laugh until you're dead
8
You're a mess, and I want you to be burned like a bad haircut
I hope you die in a fire, and it's hot and quick
You're like a bad rumor that won't stop spreading
If you don't die, I'll set you on fire in public
9
You're a pain, and I want you to be roasted like a bad chicken
I hope you die in a fire, and it's loud and smoky
You're like a bad meal I can't finish
If you don't die, I'll roast you in my kitchen
10
You're a problem, and I want you to be grilled like a bad burger
I hope you die in a fire, and it's hot and juicy
You're like a bad lunch that won't stop coming
If you don't die, I'll grill you like a steak
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