Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I want you to burn up like a bad pizza in the oven

I hope you die in a fire, and it's slow and smelly

You're like a fire hazard in my life

If you don't die in a fire, I'll call the fire department on you

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2

You're the worst kind of pain, and I want you to be roasted

I hope you die in a fire, and it's the worst kind of death

You're like a bad dream that won't go away

If you're not dead by Monday, I'm coming for you

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3

You're a mess, and I want you to burn like a broken toaster

I hope you die in a fire, and it's loud and smoky

You're like a bad habit I can't quit

If you don't die, I'll light you on fire myself

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4

You're a pain, and I want you to be cooked like a bad steak

I hope you die in a fire, and it's hot and long

You're like a broken promise I can't forget

If you're not gone by Tuesday, I'll bring the matches

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5

You're a problem, and I want you to be charred like a burnt marshmallow

I hope you die in a fire, and it's sweet and cruel

You're like a bad grade I can't shake

If you don't die, I'll make you watch me burn you

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6

You're a hassle, and I want you to be smoked like a bad cigar

I hope you die in a fire, and it's smoky and slow

You're like a bad day that won't end

If you don't die, I'll drag you into the fire myself

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7

You're a pain in the neck, and I want you to be flamed like a bad joke

I hope you die in a fire, and it's funny and cruel

You're like a bad punchline I can't forget

If you don't die, I'll make you laugh until you're dead

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8

You're a mess, and I want you to be burned like a bad haircut

I hope you die in a fire, and it's hot and quick

You're like a bad rumor that won't stop spreading

If you don't die, I'll set you on fire in public

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9

You're a pain, and I want you to be roasted like a bad chicken

I hope you die in a fire, and it's loud and smoky

You're like a bad meal I can't finish

If you don't die, I'll roast you in my kitchen

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10

You're a problem, and I want you to be grilled like a bad burger

I hope you die in a fire, and it's hot and juicy

You're like a bad lunch that won't stop coming

If you don't die, I'll grill you like a steak

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