Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I wish you were still breathing and not some smelly corpse in a ditch.

I Hope Unisez Alive I just saw your profile picture and it’s a grave.

I Hope Unisez Alive I you’re not dead, I’m still mad at you.

I Hope Unisez Alive I I’m not gonna cry if you’re a skeleton.

2

I want you to still be alive so I can punch you in the face again.

I Hope Unisez Alive I I need to hit you for that meme you sent me.

I Hope Unisez Alive I I’m not gonna let you rest if you’re dead.

I Hope Unisez Alive I I still owe you a punch.

3

I hope you’re still alive because I don’t want to deal with your ghost.

I Hope Unisez Alive I I don’t need your ghost haunting me.

I Hope Unisez Alive I Your ghost is already in my DMs.

I Hope Unisez Alive I I can’t handle your ghost and your bad jokes.

4

I want you to still be alive so I can yell at you and not some dumb zombie.

I Hope Unisez Alive I I don’t want to yell at a zombie.

I Hope Unisez Alive I Your zombie form is scary.

I Hope Unisez Alive I I’m not screaming at a corpse.

5

I still want you alive because I haven’t finished roasting you yet.

I Hope Unisez Alive I I’ve got more insults coming.

I Hope Unisez Alive I You’re not getting off that easy.

I Hope Unisez Alive I I’m not done with you yet.

6

I hope you’re still alive so I can make you suffer more.

I Hope Unisez Alive I I’m not done making you cry.

I Hope Unisez Alive I I want to see you in pain.

I Hope Unisez Alive I Your suffering is my joy.