I hope so

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A fake hope used when you’re praying something doesn’t happen or it already went to hell. It’s like saying ‘I wish’ but with more cussing and less faith.

I hope so. I just watched my dog eat my homework.

I hope so. My ex just texted me and I’m still married.

I hope so. I just got a ticket for parking in front of a fire hydrant.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A lie you tell yourself when you know something is going to fail. It’s like saying ‘I hope’ but with the confidence of a dead man.

I hope so. My mom’s coming over and she’s bringing her whole family.

I hope so. I just got a call from my boss and he said ‘you’re fired’.

I hope so. I just ate a whole pizza and I still have 2 more to go.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A weak attempt to sound positive when you know everything is about to blow up. It’s like a bad joke told by a sad person.

I hope so. My car just broke down and it’s raining.

I hope so. My dog just stole my lunch and ran away.

I hope so. I just got a text from my crush and he said ‘I’m with someone else’.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A half-assed way of pretending you care when you really don’t. It’s like saying ‘I hope’ but with zero effort and a lot of swear words.

I hope so. I just got a text saying my phone is broken.

I hope so. My cat just knocked over my coffee and it’s everywhere.

I hope so. My mom just texted me and said she’s coming over in 5 minutes.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A fake hope used when you’re really just trying to avoid getting yelled at. It’s like saying ‘I hope’ but with a lot of drama and no help.

I hope so. I just got a call from my dad and he’s angry.

I hope so. My brother just broke my favorite video game.

I hope so. My dog just ate my homework and I have to do it all over again.

by Slangipedia 11d ago