i hope not in ur mouth

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A joke you yell when someone says they're coming, like they're about to show up in your bed or your mouth.

'I'm coming!' 'I hope not in your mouth!'

'I'm coming to the party!' 'I hope not in your mouth!'

'I'm coming to your house!' 'I hope not in your mouth!'

You say this when someone acts like they're coming to you, but you're not sure if they mean the room or your mouth.

'I'm coming to your room!' 'I hope not in your mouth!'

'I'm coming to the game!' 'I hope not in your mouth!'

'I'm coming to your mouth!' 'I hope not in your mouth!'

You yell this when someone says they're coming, and you're just hoping they don't come in your mouth like a bad dating app match.

'I'm coming to the date!' 'I hope not in your mouth!'

'I'm coming to the party!' 'I hope not in your mouth!'

'I'm coming to your house!' 'I hope not in your mouth!'