I hit lefty, but only in baseball

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Telling a gay or lesbian they're straight and too clueless to even think about a same-sex fling. You say a bi person switches hit, but only in baseball.
Hey, you're not into me. You're into the guy in the dugout.
I don't swing that way, I swing for the fences and the guy in the bullpen.
You're not my type, you're the guy's type.
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When you insult a gay or lesbian by saying they're straight and don't know what they're missing. You tell a bi person they only hit lefty, but only in baseball.
You're not into me, you're into the guy with the glove.
I don't play for you, I play for the guy with the bat.
You're not my type, you're the guy's type.
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You roast a gay or lesbian by saying they're straight and too dumb to notice you. You say a bi person only hits lefty, but only in baseball.
You're not into me, you're into the guy with the mitt.
I don't swing that way, I swing for the fences and the guy with the bat.
You're not my type, you're the guy's type.
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