i hit a skunk

My little brother asked why the skunk was crying. I told him to shut up or he’d smell like a rotten onion.

My mom said, 'Why is the skunk looking at me?' I said, 'Because you’re the one who woke it up.'

At school, my friend asked why the skunk was angry. I said, 'Because you’re loud and you’re stupid.'

My dad said, 'Why is the skunk mad at me?' I said, 'Because you’re fat and you’re loud.'

My friend asked why the skunk was hissing. I said, 'Because you’re talking too much and you’re ugly.'

At the park, my sister asked why the skunk was running away. I said, 'Because you’re a loud mouth and you’re annoying.'

My brother asked why the skunk was staring at him. I said, 'Because you’re dumb and you’re loud.'

My mom said, 'Why is the skunk growling at me?' I said, 'Because you’re the one who woke it up and you’re ugly.'

At the grocery store, my friend asked why the skunk was running. I said, 'Because you’re talking too much and you’re stupid.'