I hit a cat on the way

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A lie you tell when you're late because you're too lazy to think of something better. You say you hit a cat, even though you know hitting a cat takes no time at all. It’s just a joke to make people laugh and forget you’re a tardy piece of garbage.

I hit a cat on the way, and now I’m late for work. It’s a miracle I didn’t kill it.

I hit a cat on the way. It was a bad day for the cat and a good day for me.

I hit a cat on the way. It’s the only reason I’m not dead from laziness.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A stupid reason you give for being late that makes you sound like a fool. You say you hit a cat, even though you know that doesn’t take any time. It's like you're trying to make everyone feel bad just because you're late.

I hit a cat on the way. I'm late for my date, and the cat is probably still bleeding.

I hit a cat on the way. That’s the best excuse I could come up with.

I hit a cat on the way. The cat didn’t even flinch. I’m just bad at excuses.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You say you hit a cat to cover up your lateness, even though hitting a cat is the easiest thing in the world. It’s like you’re trying to make everyone feel worse because you're too lazy to think of anything else.

I hit a cat on the way. I’m late for work. The cat is probably still running from me.

I hit a cat on the way. That’s the only reason I’m not in jail.

I hit a cat on the way. I’m not even sure if the cat was real or just my imagination.

by Slangipedia 12d ago