I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

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I'm too scared to speak because I might say something stupid and get yelled at.
My mom asked me what I wanted for lunch. I said 'I don't know.' She yelled at me for not having a plan.
At school, the teacher asked me a question. I said 'I don't know.' He said, 'Then why are you here?'
My friend asked me what my favorite color was. I said 'I don't know.' He said, 'You're the worst friend ever.'
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I have zero ideas and I'm too lazy to make one up.
When asked what I wanted to do for the weekend, I said, 'I don't know.' My friend said, 'You're like a robot.'
My dad asked me if I wanted to go to the park. I said, 'I don't know.' He said, 'You're not even trying.'
My teacher asked me to write a paragraph. I said, 'I don't know.' She said, 'You're the worst writer I've ever seen.'
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I don't have a clue and I'm too afraid to admit it.
My friend asked me what time the movie started. I said, 'I don't know.' He said, 'You're the worst friend ever.'
At dinner, my mom asked me what I wanted to eat. I said, 'I don't know.' She said, 'You're not even alive.'
My teacher asked me to solve a math problem. I said, 'I don't know.' He said, 'You're the worst student I've ever had.'
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I'm so confused I might as well be a chicken with no brain.
At the store, I was asked what I wanted. I said, 'I don't know.' The clerk said, 'You're like a lost puppy.'
In class, the teacher asked me a question. I said, 'I don't know.' He said, 'You're the worst student I've ever had.'
My friend asked me what my favorite food was. I said, 'I don't know.' He said, 'You're the worst friend in the world.'
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I don't know anything and I don't care.
My mom asked me what I wanted for dinner. I said, 'I don't know.' She said, 'You're the worst kid I've ever had.'
At school, the teacher asked me to do something. I said, 'I don't know.' He said, 'You're the worst student I've ever had.'
My friend asked me what my favorite game was. I said, 'I don't know.' He said, 'You're the worst friend in the world.'
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I'm too scared to speak up because I might say something stupid and get called out.
At school, the teacher asked me a question. I said, 'I don't know.' He said, 'You're the worst student I've ever had.'
My friend asked me what I wanted to do. I said, 'I don't know.' He said, 'You're the worst friend ever.'
My dad asked me what I wanted to eat. I said, 'I don't know.' He said, 'You're the worst kid I've ever had.'
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