I Heartichoke You Burger

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A burger that tries to be romantic but ends up being a soggy mess with artichoke in it
My Valentine’s Day burger looked like a sad love letter from a soggy artichoke.
I tried to impress my date with the 'I Heartichoke You Burger,' and now I'm stuck with a greasy artichoke and a broken heart.
This burger was supposed to be love. Instead, it was like being stuck in a soggy artichoke for 10 minutes.
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A burger that says 'I love you' but uses artichoke to prove it, which is a bit weird
'I Heartichoke You Burger' sounds sweet until you bite into a weird artichoke and realize it's just a lie.
My burger said 'I love you' but then I had to eat artichoke. That's not love, that's a challenge.
This burger is like my ex. It says 'I love you' but then adds artichoke and ruins everything.
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A burger for people who are too lazy to say 'I love you' but still want to show it with artichoke
I'm too lazy to say 'I love you' but I still got the 'I Heartichoke You Burger.' That's the best kind of love.
My lazy love came in the form of a greasy burger with artichoke. That's how I roll.
No effort. Just a burger. And artichoke. That's my love language.
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