i heard you weren't sure

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A weird way of asking if you're confused about your butt stuff.
Why you still questioning your vibes? You got two holes and a mood ring.
You ain't sure if you're a pizza or a calzone? Just pick one.
You're like a confused sock. You don't know if you're inside out or upside down.
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A fancy way of saying you’re too lazy to pick a side.
You’re like a broken flip phone. You don’t know if you want to text or just yell.
You're stuck between a burger and a burrito. Both are good. Both are wrong.
You’re the kid who doesn’t pick a team. You just sit there and cry.
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A rude way of telling you you're too confused to make a decision.
You’re like a confused traffic light. Red, green, yellow, you don’t know what to do.
You’re the person who orders every item on the menu just to be safe.
You’re like a dog with a chicken. You don’t know if you want to eat it or bury it.
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A passive-aggressive way of saying you’re a mess.
You’re like a sock that’s missing its twin. You don’t know where you belong.
You're like a pizza that didn't get the sauce. You're just sad.
You're the person who brings a sword to a knife fight. You don't know what you're doing.
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A blunt way of telling you you're a confused human being.
You’re like a confused GPS. You don’t know if you’re going north or south or just screaming.
You’re like a confused chicken. You don’t know if you’re going to cross the road or just sit there.
You’re like a confused microwave. You don’t know if you’re heating up or just melting.
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A sarcastic way of telling you you're too dumb to pick a side.
You’re like a confused sock. You don’t know if you’re inside out or just tired.
You’re like a confused calculator. You don’t know if you’re adding or just screaming.
You’re the person who brings a calculator to a math test just in case.
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