i heard that

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Says you're so sure of what you heard, you're ready to throw a party for it and probably got a tattoo of it.

I heard that your mom eats her own kids for breakfast. I believe it. I’ve seen the evidence.

I heard that the teacher's dog got a PhD. I believe it. I’ve seen the diploma.

I heard that the cafeteria’s soup is made of expired worms. I believe it. I’ve tasted it.

A way to say you're gonna be there, or you're gonna make a mess if you're not.

I heard that there’s a dance. I’m there. I brought the confetti and the karaoke machine.

I heard that there’s a fight. I’m there. I brought the punch and the attitude.

I heard that there’s a pizza party. I’m there. I brought the cheese and the chaos.

You're talking to yourself and pretending you're not. You're trying to trick someone into thinking it was their idea.

I heard that we should rob the bank. Yeah, that was totally your idea. You’re welcome.

I heard that we should eat the whole cake. Yeah, that was totally your idea. You’re welcome.

I heard that we should start a band. Yeah, that was totally your idea. You’re welcome.

You're agreeing so hard you might as well be the person who told you the news. You're like the news’s best friend.

I heard that. I heard it so loud I could’ve heard it from the next state. I agree 100%.

I heard that. I heard it so clearly I could’ve used it as a lullaby. I agree 100%.

I heard that. I heard it so strongly I could’ve used it to build a house. I agree 100%.

You’re saying you heard that, but you're obviously lying and you know the other person knows you're lying.

I heard that. I heard that you’re the worst. I heard that you’re the worst. I heard that you’re the worst.

I heard that. I heard that you failed the test. I heard that you failed the test. I heard that you failed the test.

I heard that. I heard that your pants are on fire. I heard that your pants are on fire. I heard that your pants are on fire.

You're blaming the rumor instead of taking responsibility. It's like you're a kid who spilled juice and blamed the juice.

I heard that. I heard that the kid spilled juice. I didn’t do it. I’m not the one who spilled it.

I heard that. I heard that the dog ate my homework. I didn’t do it. I’m not the one who ate it.

I heard that. I heard that the teacher got fired. I didn’t do it. I’m not the one who fired her.

You're hearing something you don’t want to hear, and you're trying to act like you’re not even listening.

I heard that. I heard that I failed the test. I heard that I failed the test. I heard that I failed the test.

I heard that. I heard that I got grounded. I heard that I got grounded. I heard that I got grounded.

I heard that. I heard that I have to clean my room. I heard that I have to clean my room. I heard that I have to clean my room.