I heard it's Obama's fault

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The dumbest excuse people use when they don’t know what’s going on. Whether it’s the cost of gas, why their kid failed math, or why their dog ran away, it’s always Obama’s fault. They act like he’s the reason their life is a disaster.
My neighbor blames Obama for why his dog ran away. The dog was chasing a squirrel. Obama was in Hawaii.
My mom said Obama caused her to get a bad grade. She didn’t even study.
My teacher said Obama made her lose her job. He didn’t even know her.
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When people are too dumb to realize it’s not Obama’s fault, but they still yell about it like he personally broke their TV. It’s like they think he’s a wizard who controls everything.
My cousin said Obama broke his TV. The TV was old and falling apart.
My friend’s dad said Obama caused his car to break down. He just forgot to put gas in it.
My neighbor said Obama made his dog sick. The dog ate a whole bag of chips.
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The kind of thinking that makes you wonder if the person has a brain or if it got stolen by Obama. They think he’s behind everything, from the weather to their bad grades.
My teacher said Obama caused the weather to be hot. She didn’t check the forecast.
My mom said Obama gave me bad grades. She didn’t even teach me.
My brother said Obama made him fail math. He didn’t do his homework.
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