I hear banjo music

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‘I hear banjo music’ means you’re in a place where the woods are watching you and the only thing worse than the trees is the guy with a knife and a grin.
I hear banjo music and I’m not even in the woods yet.
He said, ‘I hear banjo music,’ and I ran like I had a fire on my back.
She texted me: ‘I hear banjo music. I might need a knife.’
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‘I hear banjo music’ is when you’re so far from civilization you think your own shadow is trying to ditch you.
‘I hear banjo music,’ he said. I believed him. I ran.
She said, ‘I hear banjo music,’ and I took a left turn and a right turn just to be safe.
‘I hear banjo music,’ he whispered. I screamed into my phone.
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‘I hear banjo music’ is like being in a horror movie, but the director forgot to bring the special effects and just brought a guy with a banjo and a knife.
I said, ‘I hear banjo music,’ and my friend said, ‘Then run.’
He sent me a DM: ‘I hear banjo music. I’m not coming home.’
‘I hear banjo music,’ she said. I took a knife and ran.
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