I have to wake up early

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When your buddy says they have to wake up early like they’re the queen of the morning and they won’t drink another beer because they’re a little pissant

Yo bro, one more beer?

I have to wake up early, I’m the king of the morning

I’m not drinking, I’m a little princess of the dawn

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When someone says they have to wake up early like they’re the only one who has to suffer and they’re too cheap to buy another beer

I have to wake up early, I can’t afford another beer

You want another drink? I have to wake up early, I’m broke

I’m not drinking, I have to wake up early and I’m poor

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When your buddy says they have to wake up early like they’re a little baby and they’re not going to drink another beer because they’re too weak

I have to wake up early, I’m too weak for another beer

I’m not drinking, I’m a little baby who needs sleep

I can’t drink, I’m a little baby with a bad hangover

by Slangipedia 11d ago