Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you’re running away from something because you’re too lazy to deal with it.

I have to pee

I have to pee, like, right now

I have to pee, and I’m not coming back

2

When you’re so scared of something you bolt out of the room like a scared rat.

I have to pee, I swear

I have to pee, I don’t care if you die

I have to pee and I’m not even going to look at you

3

A weird way to say you’re peeing like a person who’s been holding it in since the beginning of time.

I have to pee like I just ran a marathon

I have to pee like I was born with a full bladder

I have to pee like I’ve been sitting on a hot stove for an hour

4

When you’re so desperate to pee you’re ready to tear the door off just to get to the bathroom.

I have to pee so bad I could cry

I have to pee so bad I’m gonna scream

I have to pee so bad I’m going to rip my pants

5

When you can’t hold it in anymore and it’s like a waterfall coming out of you.

I have to pee like a dragon

I have to pee like I was hit by a truck

I have to pee like I’ve been holding it in since the moon was born